Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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