Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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