Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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