hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have tasted many bathrooms
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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