Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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