think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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