last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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