Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You ate ashes out of my bong
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