We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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