Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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