I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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