Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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