Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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