If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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