we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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