dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
