How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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