He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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