he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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