I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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