It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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