You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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