I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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