Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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