Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
