Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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