i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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