If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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