After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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