Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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