I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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