I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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