Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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