They should really pass out barf bags in church
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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