I skipped work to stalk him.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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