He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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