Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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