I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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