How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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