jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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