Fuck appropriateness.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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