When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
where are you?
Hypothermia
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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