I just made out with a guy for $7.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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