So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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