i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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