They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I need help removing her.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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