I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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