used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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