Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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