I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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