So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
