Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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